don't look at me like that. don't judge me! you don't know my life!
okay, so maybe most of you kind of do. but this was a sign. FROM GOD.
as i was driving, i saw a target dog. the dog from the ads. and it was walking IN THE DIRECTION OF TARGET.
so, of course, as a person of faith, i had to follow the target dog.
but i didn't buy anything! i walked around the entire store with a couple things from the dollar stand (strawberry plants, if you must know. and you must. know.) but never purchased them. i was too tired after walking the entire store looking at things we'll need for the new house to stand in line to purchase two things. i'll just get a pot and some dirt and seeds and grow my own damn strawberry plants, thank you very much.
hey, did y'all know that mr. clean makes more than just, well, mr. clean? he has magic erasers! and a magic eraser butterfly mop! i can't imagine a butterfly would sit still while you mop it, but then again, that mr. clean sure is a charmer.
also, i had no idea how many different options there were for shower caddies. it's mind bottling, yo. completely mind bottling. matt and i are now trying to come up with ways to incorporate a bathroom wastebasket with a pirate octopus on the front of it into a southwestern colored bathroom.
but just like my good friend tim gunn, we'll make it work. *snap*